Summary:
Welcome to Nowhere By The Cohost Company! Joshua Tree's newest luxury spa home, situated in the middle of nowhere (yet only a 5 minute drive to downtown Joshua Tree). As the sun rises, indulge in your outdoor hot tub, cedarwood sauna & cowboy pool. As the night comes, journey to space in the stargazing/meditation dome (It's a celestial observatory like no other), followed by a movie night in your own private theater before heading to sleep in your Tulum styled villa.
The Space:
Features:
⦿ Quiet and Secluded Location with neighbors far away. Feel free to sit in the peace and quiet of nature itself.
⦿ Fully Fenced Backyard with Stargazing Dome, Cowboy Pool, Yoga Deck, Hot Tub, Propane Fire pit, Hammocks, Ice Bath, Indoor private cinema, Outdoor Dining, and more!
⦿ Full House - Tulum Styled Villa with two bedrooms and 1 bathroom (+the additional stargazing dome & cinema of course)
⦿ Space heaters located in the patio area to keep guests warm on colder nights
⦿ Fast Wifi - We have Elon's Starlink wifi installed (enjoy!)
⦿ Pet fee of $100 per pet. No cats allowed
⦿ Fully Equipped Kitchen
Things To Keep In Mind:
⦿ Sound travels far in the open desert landscape
⦿ There can be periods of higher winds during your stay
⦿ There is plenty of parking spots available for guests! More than comfortably enough spots for 3 cars.
*****Please be aware that parties and large gatherings are strictly prohibited in this house. We prioritize the safety, comfort, and enjoyment of all our guests, as well as our neighbors. We kindly request that you respect this policy during your stay.*****
IMPORTANT NOTE:
Supply Closet is not accessible for guests
**Sauna is currently unavailable and is under maintenance
The Neighborhood:
Remote home with few neighbors further away from it. It's a short drive on a dirt road but still close drive into town. Recommend using a 4-wheel drive car however any car will get there.
* Please be aware that parties and large gatherings are strictly prohibited in this house. We prioritize the safety, comfort, and enjoyment of all our guests, as well as our neighbors. We kindly request that you respect this policy during your stay. Failure to do so, will result in a 500 USD fine for guests.
* Additionally, any late check-out beyond the 15-minute grace period will incur a 100 USD fee.
Other Things to Note:
IMPORTANT RULES for HOT TUB and COWBOY POOL
To protect your own health, safety, and the integrity of tub and linens, and to ensure the cleanliness and proper maintenance of our facilities all guests must shower before and after using hot tub and pool.
● Proper Hygiene is important. We kindly request all guests to shower, and avoid using bodily oils, lotions, or other products that can affect water quality in the spa. Failure to do so may result in the accumulation of dirt, debris, and contaminants in the water, which can compromise the overall experience for all users.
● Children under the age of 14 must be accompanied and supervised by an adult at all times.
● Proper swim attire is required in the pool and spa. Street clothes and denim are not permitted.
● Diving is not allowed in the pool or spa.
● For the safety and comfort of all guests, no pets of any kind or size, including dogs, are not allowed in the pool and spa area.
● Alcohol is not allowed near the hot tub and pool. The consumption of alcohol or drugs is strictly prohibited in the pool and spa area.
● Glass containers are not allowed in the pool area to prevent accidents.
● No Food, or eating or drinking (except water) is not permitted in the pool.
● Running or rough play is not permitted in the pool area to prevent accidents.
● Please do not stand or sit on hot tub or pool cover.
● Please heat the hot tub with cover on and avoid the urge to add hot water from the stove, it will damage the hot tub
● No Floatation Devices. Large floatation devices, rafts, or toys that may obstruct others are not allowed in the pool.
● Do not leave personal belongings unattended in the pool and hot tub area.
● No Splashing. Do not splash water outside the spa to maintain a safe walking surface.
● No Jumping. Jumping into or out of the spa and pool is prohibited.
● Please leave spa covers on and secured after use. Spa cover is for insulation only and is not designed to support weight.
● Respect Others: Treat fellow guests with respect and maintain a peaceful and relaxing environment
Please be advised that if the condition of the hot tub and pool is left in poor conditions due to guests not rinsing their body and feet, an additional fee may be charged for excessive dirtiness. This fee will cover the cost of the necessary cleaning and maintenance required to restore the hot tub and pool to its optimal condition.
We appreciate your cooperation in helping us maintain a clean and enjoyable environment for all guests. By adhering to this requirement, we can ensure that everyone can fully enjoy the benefits of our hot tub and pool facilities.
Thank you for your understanding and cooperation!
POOL & SPA SERVICE - The hot tub and pool is serviced every Monday and Thursday by our maintenance pool guy who will access the backyard and be in and out quickly. Usually guests don’t even notice him, but just a heads up in case you see him servicing the spa.
Hot Tub Use: Please avoid using the hot tub immediately after it’s been serviced, as chemical levels are temporarily elevated. Thanks for your understanding!
** Please be aware that parties and large gatherings are strictly prohibited in this house. We prioritize the safety, comfort, and enjoyment of all our guests, as well as our neighbors. We kindly request that you respect this policy during your stay. Failure to do so, will result in a $500 fine for guests.
**Additionally, any late check-out beyond the 15-minute grace period will incur a $100 fee.
**Baby cot available on request
**Sauna is currently unavailable and is under maintenance
◦ THINGS TO NOTE:
Fenced yard: Fully fenced
Cell phone coverage: Yes cellphone coverage
Paved Roads/Dirt Roads: Dirt roads, some spots may be difficult for low riding car
Outdoor Surveillance: Exterior only (none facing the deck or common areas). We have 7 security cameras around the perimeter of the property (that light up at night so it’s clear they are there). There is a Ring camera on the front door.
◦ Wildlife: this is the rural desert and we share the space with the wildlife. You may encounter desert ants, mice, coyotes, or if you’re lucky a bobcat.
◦ RULES:
Noise ordinance:
Quiet hours are 10pm-7am. No external speakers allowed. Any noise related discrepancies will result in at least a $1000 fine.
◦ SMOKING POLICY
No smoking inside the house or within 10ft. Smoke residue will result in excessive cleaning fees
◦ Restricted Areas:
Any locked closet or room is restricted. If forcibly entered you could be held liable for any unaccounted for item.
◦ Hot Tub/Pool:
Hot Tub Use: Please avoid using the hot tub immediately after it’s been serviced, as chemical levels are temporarily elevated. We have weekly pool cleanings, this day may fall on your stay and your cooperation will keep the hot tub clean and balanced at all times.
Please rinse off any oils, lotions, or substances before entering the spa, as these can affect water quality and cause discoloration.
No drinking in the hot tub, please.
Be sure to keep the cover on when not in use, especially since we're in the desert and debris can easily get into the water.
Any misuse of the hot tub may result in an additional charge for extra maintenance.
◦ Photoshoots & Video:
No un permitted photoshoots or videoing at the home. If you would like to use our home for those purposes please send us a message. Any unauthorized filming will result in a $5000 violation and production fee.
◦ Authorized early check-in and late check-out are available at $50 per hour
◦ Items left behind will incur a minimum return shipping fee of $50, depending on the shipping address
* Additionally, any unauthorized late check-out beyond the 15-minute grace period will incur a $100 fee
* Pet Fee is $100 per pet
-We are unable to accommodate cats due to the owner's severe allergy. Appreciate your understanding!
Interaction with Guests:
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