2/10 – Forferdelig
Vilma Suyapa og Selden
15. apr. 2026
Likte ikke: Renhold, personale og service, fasiliteter og overnattingsstedets bygg og tilstand
Party Hotel Gone Wrong - Save Your Money and Your Sanity!
I booked the Clevelander Hotel knowing it had a reputation as a party hotel, but the reality was far worse than I imagined. I'm someone who enjoys a good time, but the Clevelander sacrifices basic comfort and hygiene in the name of revelry, and it's simply unacceptable.
First, the rooms are ridiculously small. I understand space can be limited, but there wasn't even a tiny table to put a drink on! And the lack of a refrigerator? In Miami heat? Unforgivable. No coffee maker either. We're not asking for luxury, just basic amenities. To top it off, there were no drawers to store clothes, forcing us to live out of our suitcases for the entire stay. It felt like we were crammed into a closet.
The pool was the biggest disappointment. "Dirty" doesn't even begin to describe it. It felt like swimming in questionable soup. Yes, it's a party hotel, but that's no excuse for neglecting basic cleanliness. A little effort goes a long way!
And if you need ice, prepare for an ordeal. You have to request it from the front desk and wait an unreasonably long time. It's a simple request that shouldn't require a major production. How hard is it to have ice readily available for guests?
Honestly, the Clevelander needs a serious overhaul. It feels like they rely solely on its reputation and location, completely neglecting guest comfort. The lack of basic amenities, combined with the unsanitary pool- definitely will never come back again.
Vilma Suyapa
Bodde her 3 netter i april 2026
