THE BAD: My room was only semi cleanISH. Dusty shelves, dirty floor under tv stand. (I dropped a pen and fished it out from underneath, and my hand came out filthy) There was toothpaste splatter in the sink and on the mirror.
The 20 somethingish flatscreen tv was made by Element. Never heard of it. Don't bother...it only gets 18 channels, and 2 were just the DirecTv logo bouncing around. So no tv. Want to watch streaming channel on uour phone? Good luck. Their internet/wifi, when working was WEAK. I ran Speedtest, and got 1.99mbps down.
The mirrors covering the room made me dizzy and nauseous at first. I though this was only a clothing optional resort. Nope.
Do you want to order room service? Good luck. There is no phone in the room.
Did you bring a laptop? Have fun with no desk to put it on.
Single male like me that just wants to tan in the buff? Just know that on top of the room charge, you will pay 145$/day to see the oldest living people on the planet. (It's Florida, so take that as a given)
Do you want to get a good night's sleep? Good luck. The music by the pool plays LOUDLY until 2AM. Bring earplugs if you like to go to bed at a decent hour.
TINY ROOM.
THE GOOD. The staff. All of them minus 1. Friendly and professional. Shout out to Kim for checking me in super fast a few hours early! The bartenders...WAY ABOVE PAR. Thanks guys!
Lesson learned at a cost of almost 1000$
Never again.