This was meant to be a birthday treat but certainly didn’t feel like it due to how inattentive the concierge was or how poor the amenities were for a “5 star hotel” (seems like a self appointed rating if I’m honest).
We arrived to two large mosquitos in the room which we had to hunt down, and a dirty tub which we paid extra for and never got to use in the end.
We didn’t notice how dirty the tub was until we tried to use it, so when we asked to get cleaned in a specific time, they failed to send someone whilst we were offsite so we could take advantage of it when we arrived back. (We couldn’t empty it ourselves and relied on the hotel staff to do it for us)
Whilst cleaning the tub, it didn’t have a simple drain but required the use of a noisy pump to remove the water which inevitably broke & tripped the electricity of the entire hotel breaking the AC in the room… by this point we gave up waiting and had left to go to the beach as we were wasting our time with in this hotel that is in need of some serious refinement to get anywhere near 5 stars.
When I highlighted this at check out, the hostess was largely unsympathetic and only interested in taking payment for the small elements of the mini bar we used (the coffee pods which every other hotel give for free were chargeable by the way!). And if she really wanted to make up for our less than favourable experience, could have comped the beer, single chocolate and two coffee pods that we used as a way to make it up to us.