6/10 – Grei
Stacy H.
19. apr. 2026
Ever wanted to pay top dollar to beta test a construction site? Welcome.This “brand NEW” 9-bed, 9-bath, 6,000 sq ft home redefines new—less “just built,” more “mid-renovation meets chaos.” The kitchen features stunning half-painted walls (why finish when you can inspire?).Bathrooms are interactive: missing towel bars, no toilet paper holders, and one toilet that tips- adding a fun carnival element. The house also includes indoor water features, courtesy of ceiling leaks through light fixtures on multiple floors. Beach vibes…inside.Appliances- present in spirit! Dishwasher and garbage disposal didn’t work upon arrival, two of three coffee makers are broken, which pairs well with the 7 coffee mugs for 20 people home. Minimalism Highlights continue with a moldy ice maker, clogged sink, and broken dishes—breakfast with a side of risk. Sleeping arrangements are refreshingly simple: Beds. That’s it. No distracting things like nightstands, dressers, or functionality. Outside, enjoy the septic system directly by the front door, overflowing and fragrant—perfectly placed since you’ll pass it every time you trek to the beach (no direct access, of course).Extras include cockroaches, no smoke detectors, non-working TV remotes, doors that don’t close, blinds that won’t stay down, leaky sliders, soft floors, and A/C that quits when it feels like it.If you want a relaxing getaway, look elsewhere. If you’re after a masterclass in unmet expectations—this place delivers.
Stacy H.
Bodde her 8 netter i april 2026
















