If you want a house with non-functioning internet, a temperamental clothes washer, a confusing TV, limited cookware and ample road noise, this is your place. The tub is dangerously slippery, there's no toilet paper holder(!), and numerous things (light bulbs, slats in blinds, outlet plates, threshold covers, baseboard heater, bathroom vanity, etc.) are broken and/or missing throughout the house. If you are staying more than a couple of days, plan to bring your own soap, shampoo, toilet paper, paper towels, etc. The heat and hot water work well, though. A house manual is sorely needed. Also, see if you can figure out why so many people drive in and drive out of the funeral home next door; it's busy in the morning.